I feel sort of bad for Monday. It didn’t ask to be the first day of the work week. It could just as easily have been Tuesday or Wednesday. But nooooo, it’s Monday. No one likes Monday. So I’m sympathetic.

I mean, I don’t like Monday either. But it’s nothing personal. I just feel bad for it. I might actually attempt to have a good Monday, except it’s hard when my eyes are all bleary and gritty because I overslept and I’d rather be in lounging-around-the-house clothing instead of slacks.

Sigh. I know you can’t help it, Monday. But can you at least try not to be a complete bitch today?